theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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