Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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