Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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