Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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