You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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