is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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