i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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