I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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