How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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