I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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