i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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