I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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