Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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