Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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