Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
BRING THE BAGELS
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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