I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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