normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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