i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this will be a night to untag.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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