don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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