I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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