im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
