Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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