we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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