You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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