That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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