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if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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