Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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