Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Randomize