you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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