yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The feeling are messing with the penis
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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