Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert

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(703): View more from Virginia

Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.

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(303): View more from Colorado

This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free

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(660): View more from Missouri

i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.

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(818): View more from California

i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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(323): View more from California

Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.

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(330): View more from Ohio

After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.

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