Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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