I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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