whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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