i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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