I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We just shotgunned beers for America
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
