On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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