...so i touched it.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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