I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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