why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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