i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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