I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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