Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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