we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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