I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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