Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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