It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She made me pour olive oil on her.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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