blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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