if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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