You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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