I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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