Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So vagazzling was a success
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