I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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