Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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