I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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