We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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