ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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