If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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