when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
